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Joke of the Day

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."

"One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press"

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

"Penis It's an insideher joke"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"

"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""

"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."

"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."