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Joke of the Day
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
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"Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car"
"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"
"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"
"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"