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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
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"The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise."
"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."
"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."