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Joke of the Day

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"

"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."

"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"

"What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids? A real hootenanny!"

"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."