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Joke of the Day

"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim."

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."

"No, YOUR stupid."

"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"

"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"