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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"
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"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions."
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."
"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."
"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"I would tell you the chemical symbol for sodium... ...But Na.... *rimshot*"