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Joke of the Day

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."

"What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin."

" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box..."

"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"

"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"

"Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back."

"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."