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Joke of the Day

"What is the Donner Party's favorite donut? Munchkin."

"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."

"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."

"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."

"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her again it was a pretty big clock."

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"