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" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."
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"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."
"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"
"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."
"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
"What do you call a dim witted hooker? A slow poke."
"What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? ""Where my dogs at?"""
"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."
"A friend was telling me about quantum mechanics and I told her how I hate it when the safety seal on ketchup leaves that clear film behind."