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Joke of the Day

"Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex? They like it deep."

"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."

"It's my birthday today and, as a special treat, my wife has said I can have anything I want tonight. Her arse will be red raw tomorrow. Curry for dinner."

"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."

"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"

"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."

"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."

"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."