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Joke of the Day

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."

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"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."
"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."
"What's the difference...? What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck."
"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."
"I'm gonna drag a terrified family into a shack in the woods at knife point but then just make them have a Wii bowling tournament with me."
"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"
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