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Joke of the Day

"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."

"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"

"What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up."

"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."

"Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even."

"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"

"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."

"If you say ""I don't feel good"" and a pregnant woman says ""Me neither,"" DO NOT respond with ""Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."""