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Joke of the Day

"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."

"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""

"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."

"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."

"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."

"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"

"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."

"If Black Lives Matter So Much... Why Don't Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?"