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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"

"The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me"

"Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you're 3 and your parents are idiots."

"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"

"ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back? GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?"

"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"