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Joke of the Day

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"My parents are so poor.... If I dont wake up with a boner Christmas morning I'll have nothing to play with."

"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"

"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."

"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."

"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"

"I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis' Not because it's bigger inside than I expected. It's just that she's had several dozen companions and at least one dog in there."

"Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of."