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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."

"So my neighbour... So my neighbour asks me if I've been stealing her clothes off of her washing line, I was so shocked I almost shat in her pants!"

"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"

"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."

"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"

"I just got rear ended... ...and as I got out of the car, without even realizing how funny it was, I said ""That's a pain in the ass"" True story."

"Greek mythology summed up in five words Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"

"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"