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Joke of the Day
"Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of."
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"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"If the human race has a ""signature move,"" its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing."
"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."
"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""
"How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !"
"If a man says something in the forest, and no women hear him Is he still wrong?"
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"Do I believe in climate change? Uhh yeah I believe... it DOESN'T EXIST AHH HAHA (a fiery gull falls out of the sky) HAhaha hey fire bird"