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Joke of the Day

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."

"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"

"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."

"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""

"I'm getting a vanity plate that reads ""B Pitt"" because I like people to be disappointed when they look at me."

"i just sighed so hard that i blew out a candle that was 2 feet away from me. tragic."

"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."