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Joke of the Day

"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"

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"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"[showing people around museum] and if u look to ur left you'll see a bunch of uppity people who get reaaal weird when you lick the paintings"
"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."
"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""
"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."
"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."
"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
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