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Joke of the Day

"Elderly woman ahead of me at Subway is paying for her lunch with nickels and now I don't even give a shit about health care reform."

"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."

"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"

"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."

"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"

"Why was ""what is love"" played at a funeral? Because he had a will, and he haddaway."

"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."

"Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself."

"Cop: Lemme see your papers Me: Okay Cop: These are rolling papers Me: Would you look at that Cop: Sir are you high? Me: What are you, a cop?"