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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself."
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"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"
"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."
"This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined."
"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"
"Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood* 5-year-old: Who's there? Me: It's not a knock knock joke. 5: It's not a knock knock joke who?"
"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"
"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."