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Joke of the Day

"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"

"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"

"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."

"A QA Tester walks into a bar."

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."