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Joke of the Day
"Why was ""what is love"" played at a funeral? Because he had a will, and he haddaway."
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"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."
"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."
"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"
"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"The worst thing about Hillary Clinton is she can't dicks out for Harambe even if she wanted to. Even Michelle can do that."
"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"