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Joke of the Day
"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"
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"How Do they say ""F**k You"" in Hollywood? ""Trust Me..."""
"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."
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"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"
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