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Joke of the Day
"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."
Next Joke
"A rule for myself that's worked my entire life: when you hear the garage door open, put your penis away."
"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."
"When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn't have toilet paper with aloe."
"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."
"Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin"
"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"
"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"
"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"
"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"