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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a gay bathhouse attendant? Shitty tips."
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"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"
"That IS a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you. Why must society make these two things mutually exclusive??"
"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"
"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."
"As I pulled back the ring-pull on my 5th can of beer, I heard ""Hello."" I thought to myself, ""It must be the drink talking."""
"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"
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