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Joke of the Day
"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."
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"If you are single don't worry. Someone will come around shortly to totally fcuk that up."
"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."
"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
"Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me."
"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls."
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"
"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."