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Joke of the Day

"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."

"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"

"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."

"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"

"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."

"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."