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Joke of the Day
"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"
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"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"
"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."
"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."
"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."
"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."