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Joke of the Day
"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."
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"I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V."
"Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister? (You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"At this point journalism school probably boils down to, ""Just say what everyone tweeted."""
"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"Wanna race? Ok, I got white"
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."