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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."

"What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah."

"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."

"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"

"You know why T-Rex can't clap his hands? Because he's dead."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."