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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."
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"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."
"What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars? Astronomical"
"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"
"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"
"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"
"It's a good thing I keep condoms in my backpack because midterms have been fucking me all week"