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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."
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"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""
"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."
"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."
"I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world. My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon."
"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
"I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."
"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"
"I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!"