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Joke of the Day
"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."
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"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"
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"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"
"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"
"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"
"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."