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Joke of the Day
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
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"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."
"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""
"At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today"
"Chinese girls number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."
"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"
"Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!? ""Mom, it's-"" *dad makes throat slice gesture* ""No one, Mom. No one"""