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Joke of the Day
"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"
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"I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."
"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"
"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died."