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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."

"Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds. Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*"

"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."

"How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town? This is not original"

"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"

"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."

"I lost 20 pounds in England last summer. How much is that in American dollars?"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."

"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"