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Joke of the Day

"So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died."

"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"

"Blonde Brain Cells Q: How do blondes' brain cells die? A: Alone."

"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."

"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."

"[unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't *sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm dog: he drinks wine through a straw"

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"

"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"