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Joke of the Day

"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"

"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."

"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"