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Joke of the Day

"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."

"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."

"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"

"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."