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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."
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"Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?"
"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
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"My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper She said my work was very derivative"
"Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike... Dad is holding you from behind the whole time"
"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."
"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"
"[Wife finds me crying on kitchen floor] Me: I fell & spilled honey on myself. Wife: Me: Will you ki Wife: I'm not kissing your Honey Boo Boo"