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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."

"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"

"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."

"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"

"Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics? They have the worst track record for finishing a race."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Random drunk guy: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. Me: It's perfect the way it is with N and O together."

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."

"My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck."

"If I contract a disease any time soon I want it to be scurvy or the plague because I'm a history buff."