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Joke of the Day

"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""

"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."

"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"

"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"

"If a dog ran away every three nights and had an orange tail, what would that make it? I think it would still be a dog..."

"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"