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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
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"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""
"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"What do you call a guy who watches child porn on the dark web? A Tor pedo."
"What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both have curds in their whey. -Credit goes to my professor"
"Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them."
"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"
"What's the opposite of progress? The president."
"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."