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Joke of the Day
"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."
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"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."
"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"*throws keys at nearest sober person* DRIVE ME HOME PEASANT"
"The first woman on the Moon... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What?"" ""Never mind."" ""What's the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""Please tell us?"" ""You know what the problem is."""
"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."
"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"
"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"
"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."