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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."

"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."

"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."

"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"

"Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan? He graduated sumo cum laude"

"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"