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Joke of the Day
"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."
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"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."
"Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It'll pretty much continue like this until u die."
"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"
"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""
"My wife asked, ""How do cheese strings work?"" I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work?"
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
"Jesus walks into an inn With a Cross and some nails. He says to the Innkeeper, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."