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Joke of the Day

"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."

"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."

"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"

"2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme."

"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."