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Joke of the Day

"What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds? Gary Glitters boots."

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere."

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him. After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"My headphones stopped working before the warranty... I'm taking them to cord over this!"

"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."

"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."