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Joke of the Day

"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from missing information"

"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."

"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"

"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""

"Boss: ""Are you texting?"" Me: ""No, I'm Tweeting."" Boss: ""What's the difference?"" Me: ""Texting would imply that I have friends."""

"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"