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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."
Next Joke
"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"
"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("
"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."
"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"
"Million Dollar Idea: A pot pie. Only bigger. And filled instead with fruit. Apples perhaps."
"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""