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Joke of the Day

"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""

"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."

"I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he saidthe steaks were too high."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together."

"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."

"What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? Cock-A-Doodle-do!"

"When I call you Hun, it's short for Atilla."

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not."