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Joke of the Day

"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("

"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."

"I opened the microwave without knocking and caught my hot dogs touching tips."

"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"

"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"its all fun and games until someone loses an I?. then we cant play scrabble anymor"

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."