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Joke of the Day
"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"
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"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."
"How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have Giants for that kinda shit."
"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"
"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."